somewhere in this past week i realized something; OTHER people are a real pain in the ass! think about it. whether you're driving down the road, at work, buying groceries, or sitting in class, these OTHER people really get in the way with their inconsiderate nature and just basic annoyance. i can't even go to church, the place where i'm supposed to be able to escape the confusions of the world, without OTHER people causing disruptions.
for example, lets consider the daily task of driving to work, the mall, doctor, brothel... where ever. i am the kind of driver that is always looking for the most efficient route between two points. i'll take the shortest backroads, i'll drive as fast as reasonably allow. maybe i'm just too impatient or maybe my stupid jeep gets terrible gas mileage. but in my quest to achieve ultimate road travel OTHER drivers are always getting in my way. you've seen them too; they drive 37 in 40 mph zone, never use their blinker, take turns no faster than 2.5 mph, stop immediately when the light turns yellow, never leave the left lane on the interstate, and never let you merge smoothly into traffic. worst of all, when you're running late, all their OTHER driver friends are out there clogging up the road, making it impossible to get there on time.
everyday on campus, i go in and out of buildings and lots of OTHER people are too damn inconsiderate to look behind them and hold the door for you. apparently they're just so busy they have to just let it shut in your face. OTHER people don't share the sidewalk and they use those handicap door openers. nothing drives me crazier that when OTHER people take the elevator up or down just one floor.
when i go to the store. those damn annoying OTHER people leave their shopping carts in the middle of isles, step in front of me while i'm sorting through some items, and even cut you off in the check out lines. you'd swear grocery shopping was now a competitive sport where OTHER people deliberately try to slow me down so they can finish first. i must also mention the OTHER people that work the registers who, because they must stand there all night, dont' realize that i went down the express lane for a reason: i'm in a hurry.
even at church or in class these damn OTHER people can't sit in a room and not talk for 60 minutes. if you're not interested in what's going on, fine, leave or sit there quietly. why do they always have to talk to their neighbors and friends distracting the rest of us. it's nothing more than disrespect.
so i think it's quite clear that OTHER people really get in the way of my daily activities. admittedly i do get frustrated easily sometimes, but the simple underlying fact is people are just simply INCONSIDERATE. i almost wished they really did do all these things to spite, me but the sorry truth is these OTHER people are completely oblivious to the whole thing! are you and i the only normal people in this world? are we the only ones that realize when we're in someone else's way or have enough respect for those around us to behave in social situations? i guess the only thing positive to come out of my observation of the inconsiderate nature of OTHER people is that i now should make a conscious effort to avoid committing such social misdeeds, as long as it doesn't disrupt my own efficient driving.
for example, lets consider the daily task of driving to work, the mall, doctor, brothel... where ever. i am the kind of driver that is always looking for the most efficient route between two points. i'll take the shortest backroads, i'll drive as fast as reasonably allow. maybe i'm just too impatient or maybe my stupid jeep gets terrible gas mileage. but in my quest to achieve ultimate road travel OTHER drivers are always getting in my way. you've seen them too; they drive 37 in 40 mph zone, never use their blinker, take turns no faster than 2.5 mph, stop immediately when the light turns yellow, never leave the left lane on the interstate, and never let you merge smoothly into traffic. worst of all, when you're running late, all their OTHER driver friends are out there clogging up the road, making it impossible to get there on time.
everyday on campus, i go in and out of buildings and lots of OTHER people are too damn inconsiderate to look behind them and hold the door for you. apparently they're just so busy they have to just let it shut in your face. OTHER people don't share the sidewalk and they use those handicap door openers. nothing drives me crazier that when OTHER people take the elevator up or down just one floor.
when i go to the store. those damn annoying OTHER people leave their shopping carts in the middle of isles, step in front of me while i'm sorting through some items, and even cut you off in the check out lines. you'd swear grocery shopping was now a competitive sport where OTHER people deliberately try to slow me down so they can finish first. i must also mention the OTHER people that work the registers who, because they must stand there all night, dont' realize that i went down the express lane for a reason: i'm in a hurry.
even at church or in class these damn OTHER people can't sit in a room and not talk for 60 minutes. if you're not interested in what's going on, fine, leave or sit there quietly. why do they always have to talk to their neighbors and friends distracting the rest of us. it's nothing more than disrespect.
so i think it's quite clear that OTHER people really get in the way of my daily activities. admittedly i do get frustrated easily sometimes, but the simple underlying fact is people are just simply INCONSIDERATE. i almost wished they really did do all these things to spite, me but the sorry truth is these OTHER people are completely oblivious to the whole thing! are you and i the only normal people in this world? are we the only ones that realize when we're in someone else's way or have enough respect for those around us to behave in social situations? i guess the only thing positive to come out of my observation of the inconsiderate nature of OTHER people is that i now should make a conscious effort to avoid committing such social misdeeds, as long as it doesn't disrupt my own efficient driving.
3 comments:
I agree completely.
Yeah I feel you, I swear it seems sometime that I'm the only person in the world awake and everyone else is just "asleep at the wheel" if you will.
So I just fuck with em (the OTHERS)
1.Traffic: Middle fingers were invented for this...its in Genesis I swear
2.Sidewalk: I let them run into my shoulders walking by me and intentionally make it hurt them and afterwards turn and give them the "What the fuck" disgusted face
3.Grocery Store: I ram their carts. Ive been known to actually REMOVE items from their carts that I also need...remember nothing is theirs until they actually pay for it muwahaha
So yeah Mike, so what I do take the high road....the cold, bitter, vengeful high road :)
oh yeah. and OTHER people piss all over the toilet seat too!
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